Snail Spit: The Newest Beauty Craze

This is not a joke...But still pretty damn funny.

As seen on a Spanish Infomercial (loosely translated...Very loosely, and some of it just outright imagined).

Rigorous scientific studies have demonstrated that snail spit contains extraordinary curative properties because it is produced by the snail to heal its own tissue and to repair its shell when it breaks. These regenerative properties have been concentrated in lichen, snail spit extract and can cure acne, eliminate wrinkles, make scars vanish and rejuvenate the skin...blah, blah blah, snail spit, snail spit, blah blah blah.

And how was this amazing discovery made?

The amazing healing properties of snail spit were discovered by a desperate housewife in some snail infested place in South Somewhere, USA:

"My life was miserable before I found snail spit. I tried everything; harsh scrubs, medication, I even tried pro-active cuz Diddy told me it would work...but it didn't and my marriage was in serious trouble. My husband was about to leave me, he told me I was too ugly to take out to dinner or let out of the house. He was so ashamed that he locked me in the seller and lowered down fresh gruel about twice a day. It got pretty lonely down there but sure saved me time in the kitchen.

Then one day after a big storm had passed and all them little snails were squirming around by the window and me being hungry and all, I cracked one open and ate it. Then the next day I found that all the acne around my mouth had miraculously disappeared. I realized then that it must have been the snail spit! Now my relationship with my husband has never been better and people ask me what my secret is. Now you too can let snail spit help you...Call today"!


In Espanol:
Rigurosos estudios científicos han demostrado que la baba de caracol tiene propiedades curativas extraordinarias ya que es producida por el caracol para sanar sus tejidos y reparar su caparazón cuando este se rompe. Esas propiedades regenerativas han sido concentradas en Licina, el extracto de baba de caracol que cura el acné, elimina las arrugas, desvanece las cicatrices y rejuvenece la piel.

El secreto de baba de caracol está en la Alantoina, un componente generado por el organismo del caracol para lograr la reparación y regeneración de sus tejidos. Además tiene ácido glicólico que tiene un efecto de peeling natural lo cual rejuvenece la piel y elimina las arrugas.

Además la baba de caracol tiene un antibiótico natural que destruye a las bacterias de la piel causantes del acné.

Modo de uso: Dos o tres veces al día en la piel lavada y libre de maquillaje.

Contenido: 45 gramos