Sunday, November 27, 2005

Adventures in Africa: Casablanca

The lady at the check in had long black hair and a thin gold line around her front tooth. She took my ticket and said “69”. I murmured under my breath “how appropriate and my mother and I had a chuckle on the matter. We were walking on the ramp to meet the short line that led to the plane where another stewardess greeted us. A thick blotch of purple covered the place where her eyelids should have been and she smiled and asked for the boarding pass. I fumbled for it to no avail as it had fallen into the abyss of my giant beige purse. They let me through anyway though because I was with my mother and I told them my ticket number, 69.

The woman un the adjacent aisle wore a long tan colored kaftan and black paten leather shoes. She had a beautiful face and smiled at the flight attendants. It appeared that she knew them and I wondered why and how and it was somewhat mysterious to me. She put on her seatbelt and rummaged into her black fuzzy, felt-like purse. She pulled out a small orange book that I assumed to be a travel Koran or prayer of some sort. As she leaved through the pages I listened to the pre-flight announcement over the intercom.

The flight attendant smiled at me twice while she pointed out the emergency exits in the customary airplane style; big sweeping motions with exaggerating arms. Then she smiled at me again while she demonstrated how to blow up the yellow life vest. It was like she knew me, as though I was a friend of hers and she was happy to have me there. Perhaps it was because I was the only person who seemed to be paying attention, or because I looked into her eyes, but she made me feel relaxed and I sat back into the big business class seat.

Casablanca seemed so far away now. It seemed, like so many places unknown, a myth from a Hollywood movie. I pictured camels, casinos and kaftans…streets with vendor carts and gypsy fortune tellers. I hoped to see some monkeys too.

The flight was one of the easiest of my life. It was seven hours long. I slept most of the way in one of those big, couch-like business class seats. When we arrived at 6:30AM, I felt rested and excited to see the city. We went straight to the hotel with another couple that would be joining us on our Stanford Travel Expedition.

The hotel was regal and typical of what one would expect from Morocco. It had big archways and men in the traditional dress waiting outside to greet the guests. We were then welcomed by Nagla and Julien; two of our guides on our journey. As we discussed the preliminary travel plans, one of the waiters brought over some Moroccan Mint Tea, Mint tea is the national drink of Morocco. It is typical of every household and drank both ritualy and socially. They pore the tea out of a silver kettle from high above small tea glasses that warm the hands and the heart of the drinker.

Julien informed us that we would have the day off to explore the city and rest up before the rest of the travelers got in. Mom was tired so I grabbed my sketchpad and a pencil and headed for the lobby. I drew the giant archways of the hotel lobby and the beautiful flowers and palms which adorned the walls. I must have been feeling lonely because I drew a fictional somebody sitting in front of me. For some reason the person looked like Jesus and that seemed odd since I’m Jewish and don’t think of Jesus that much.

Around 2pm, I went to the gym with my mother and then we had a Moroccan bath, This involves steaming, scrubbing and rubbing and is most pleasant. We laid in the steam room together. The room was dome shaped with magnificent blue and white tiles. The sound of running water echoed through me as I relaxed on a white cloth submerged in two inches of warm water. It would have been relaxing if it wasn’t so fucking hot but I guess that’s the whole point of taking a steam bath,

The exciting part came after the steam. A woman in a white spa uniform came to get me and lead me to a marble bed where she told me to lie down. I notices the dark brown hair on her arms as I slipped onto the hard surface. She rubbed me with some sort of lotion, starting on my face and then down my breast and stomach. I wondered if she would go between my legs. She rubbed my calves and came pretty close. It turned me on. I opened my eyes to see what she was doing. She was looking at my stomach as she rubbed my thighs. The look on her face was serene and lovely and I closed my eyes again.

The woman scrubbed me till my skin was red. It felt good though a bit stingy but I could see from all the dead skin around that I really needed it. She rinsed me off then and I went for a massage with another woman. The massage was very relaxing and I tried not to fall asleep but I did because I was starting to get tired from the flight.

After our pampering had finished we got dressed and went to dinner. I had a salad and some minnestone soup. We were both so tired after that that we went to sleep. It was only 6:30PM. I slept soundly until I was woken up by hysterical laughter from the bed next to me. My mother was dreaming and laughing hysterically. It was starting to freak me out so I asked her loudly if she was okay and she woke up, still laughing.

Monday, November 21, 2005

Meet Liah: Fine Lines

Meet Liah: Fine Lines

www.minwin.com

Fine Lines


Lines on Top
and underneath
inside ourselves
forgotten
seen in dreams...
sometimes lines fade
absurdities betrayed
abstracting thought vision
through the haze
this social construction
this thing that I built
that built me from experience
commodifiable, pliable social product
bendable arms and legs that move
a pretty landscape of cultural creations
lines on a page waiting desperately to be
written upon writing lines that block out the sun
that let in the rain that make vanity pain and all these fuzzy fragments
of my mine, blocks of space and trace of time I've lost my find inside this maze
betrayed by what I see today the lines don't bother me but come the morning who can say
tomorrow is another day and flowers might be seen or purchased from the deli
down the street they cut them daisies and the tulips sometimes roses too I
wonder if they feel pain like broccoli communicating to carrots in conversation
self deprecation can get old and cold and out of line and fine indulgent
left behind my dogs and cats in Mexico they waited for me but I never
returned did they howl at the moon and the sun waiting for me to
come home or did they get used to dinner from another man's hand
orders from another command I understand that is how it works
he who holds the leash is the one who can jerk and work or
not to be too heavy but the rain is falling down and it is
hard to see through not stop dropping on the ground
and sniffles and cracking and gurgling sound
from my stomach because I ate too much
and my mind in crowded some say out of
touch from too much feeling going on and on
within the walls of shapeshifting consciousness
I speak to computers much more than
humans these days i hold myself
i squeeze my hand and wrap
around the same old line
tomorrow is coming
everything will
be fine.

Killing Things Is Not Nice

Be Kind=adopt a turkey

Is it not bad enough that the whiteman killed off all the Indians?
Why add another death to this delinquent, Hallmark holiday?
Don't fool yourself, turkeys feel the pain of death just like any other living creature.
Turkeys know when they are about to die, they form bonds with their babies and grieve.
This Thanksgiving Celebrate Life and take action.


I adopted a little turkey named "Pumpkin". Her picture is on my fridge like one of those "save the children" photographs. In the Spring I am going to go visit her at a farm sanctuary in upstate New York. She's an ugly little thing with a face that only a mother could love... but she's alive because I dropped $20 bucks last week to save her from the awfull fate of dinner.

Thank you on behalf of my fine feathered friends.
Much love to you,

Liah

http://www.adoptaturkey.org/
http://www.veganpeace.com/animal_cruelty/TurkeysCruelty.htm

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Pictures From The Baggot Inn



































These are some photos from last Sunday at the Baggot Inn.
The photographer is named Sandy Hechtman.
View more of his intimate work at www.sandyhechtman.com
It was really fun to sing and play with my friend and fellow songwriter, Susmita.
I look forward to further collaborations and performances.
When I get back from my secret mission abroad, we will have some fun.

Peace through music, unity through song.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

The Secret Intelligence of Jelly


Jelly, the cat
doesnt mind
being called fat.
He is a very smart cat.

He is smart enough
not to care
about silly social
constructions of beauty.
He is a genius cat.

Jelly is a creature
from another planet,
a spy waiting
for the right time to strike
so he may rule the world
with his fellow felines!!!

Monday, November 14, 2005

PaiNting aT OuR HousE PartY



I had forgotten how much fun fingerpainting is.
Here I am painting on a sign that I rescued from the street.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Spanish cheat sheet for the badass gringo...

Some friends of mine were going on a trip to Costa Rica so I made them this little list of important words and phrases to get around a little easier. Then I thought that perhaps others might benifit out of reading it as well. You dont have to go to Latin America to practice either; these days I hear more Spanish on the NYC streets than english...and I love it! So enjoy the day smile and speak some espanol!

Love, me

Words To Get you Going

please: por-favor
thank-you: gracias
nice to meet you: Mucho gusto.

where is/are____?: Donde esta?
The bathroom: el bano
the bar: la barra
the hotel: el hotel
the computer: la computadora
the loose lipped women: el bordelo local

please take me to the_________: Porfavor llevame al’_________

Do you know where I can buy some weed? Sabes donde puedo comprar mota (marijuana).

I don’t want any trouble: No qierro problemas.

How much: Cuanto cuesta?

What is the cheapest price?: Cual es le precio mas bajo?
(Use this when at a flea market or artisan stand. Never accept the first price. Remember that many LatinAmerican people think that American are rich and may try to rip you off).

You are beautiful: Eres muy bonita

Do you want to dance: Queres bailar?

I like you: Me gustas.

I am just not that into you: no estoy interesado en usted.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

how liah rent's a room on craigslist...

$800 / 1br - Cozy semi-furnished bedroom in beautiful loft. (Financial District)

Reply to: anon-108081249@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-11-01, 11:48AM EST


This bedroom is sight to see.
The ceiling in entirely glass and the space is cozy and inspiring.
Our loft is a really cool space with all the amenities;
high speed internet, a spacious kitchen and a slightly overweight cat named Jelly.
You would be sharing the house with one other person while I am out of the country on a secret mission.
The room for rent is available immediately until February and potentially longer if it all works out.
Please do not respond if you are a smoker, crack-head, stock trader or Republican.

Thank you for your interest.

Liah

* this is in or around Financial District
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests




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