Somebody Needs a Spanking

Are those shorts or panties?



There is a strange and cheecky phenominon
hitting the New York streets.
Shorts and underwear are being used interchangeably
stopping traffic and
giving wedgies all over town.
Perhaps it emerged from the sexy summer sweat,
or the sizzle of sun on concrete;
whatever the reason
its making good girls
feel light-headed and hookerish.



When will shorts be too short?

When will my ass
stop
sticking
to those sticky
subway seats
evertime i wear a short skirt?

These are mysteries only time will reveal.
Untill then girls lets agree
to keep our panties on (underneath our shorts;)

Id like to be loved for more than my ass...
although a good spanking is nice
now and again.

(Interested aplicants can visit www.meetliah.com for contest form, info and regulations. Restrictions apply, Void where prohibited, batteries not included, there is no gaurantee spanking will be returned or responded in any way shape or form, and if your still reading your as sick as me;).



notice how the woman in the top image and the wierdo tourist in the bottom image-are standing the very same way! Hypothesis: Wearing short shorts makes you stand funny. Experiment to be carried out later.